Monday, September 19, 2011

10 Things That Make A Woman Undateable

In hopes of engaging a few of my male readers, I found this gem from Cosmo. They searched Twitter for #undateable posted by the best and the brightest in the male gene pool. And when I say best and brightest, I mean the same guys that likely are unable to get dates in the first place.

Of course I have to share a couple of my favorites....

"If you want to find 'your own Edward Cullen.'" —@Lord_Voldemort7

Hello pot? This is the kettle - you're black. Are vampires "not real" unlike wizards which are obviously very real?

"A girl that farts in her sleep." —@Zay_InkdUp

So I dated a guy a few years ago that actually farted so loud he woke himself up. I did the only appropriate thing - I laughed so hard I almost fell out of bed. Farts are funny. Chill out.

What are some of the things that make a girl/guy undateable? Personally, it's a guy that wears Ed Hardy, has bad teeth, or bigger boobs than me. Let me know some of your dealbreakers!

1 comment:

  1. Number one things that makes a woman undateable: lack of intellectual curiosity. Example: you make plans to meet at a bar in a big city you both live in. Say, Chicago. 15 minutes before she calls to ask you directions. You give her the cross streets near where it is. She says she doesn't know where that is because it's outside her neighborhood. This is an automatic sign that dating this woman will be more like babysitting than dating.

    Also, always important to remember the Saturday Night Fever rule. If, on a first date, a woman talks about her sister who is married with a kid, her friend who is married with a kid or someone they don't even know, that well who is just so married and has SUCH a beautiful kid then that is a surefire sign that all she wants out of life is to be married with a kid. Everyone wants to eventually have a family, but save that stuff for date number four or beyond.