Wednesday, September 28, 2011
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Monday, September 19, 2011
"If you want to find 'your own Edward Cullen.'" —@Lord_Voldemort7
Hello pot? This is the kettle - you're black. Are vampires "not real" unlike wizards which are obviously very real?
"A girl that farts in her sleep." —@Zay_InkdUp
So I dated a guy a few years ago that actually farted so loud he woke himself up. I did the only appropriate thing - I laughed so hard I almost fell out of bed. Farts are funny. Chill out.
What are some of the things that make a girl/guy undateable? Personally, it's a guy that wears Ed Hardy, has bad teeth, or bigger boobs than me. Let me know some of your dealbreakers!